Carson councilman creates the saddest custom jersey

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

Carson councilman Albert Robles with a custom Chargers-Raiders jersey. #NFLtoLA http://ift.tt/1vP1c7a

— Arash Markazi (@ArashMarkazi) February 20, 2015

Awww, isn't that cute? Carson councilman Albert Robles created his own custom jersey to try and celebrate the Raiders and Chargers sharing a stadium in his area.

NO! IT'S NOT CUTE. IT'S NOT COOL. YOU SIR, HAVE CREATED A MONSTER.

There's about 9 million things wrong with this stupid jersey, but let's look at the key offenders:

1. You didn't make a custom jersey. You just cut a Darren McFadden jersey in half and sewed it to a Philip Rivers jersey like you're Dr. Frankenstein.


2. The front of the jersey says 10, the back says 27 and the sleeve is 20. Oh cool, we're just stitching humans together to make some unholy abomination. Got it.


3. You know what happens when you add up 10, 27 and 20? You get 57. The Second Opium War started in 1857. Are you saying we should declare war on China, Mr. Robles?


4. I'm not saying we should impeach you, Albert -- but that's exactly what I'm saying. This might not be against the law, but it's definitely a crime against nature.


5. Do you have any idea what two AFC West rivals would think about sharing a jersey? Don't guess, you'll be hearing from them soon.

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