Gatorade released superhero themed beverages for some of the NFL's brightest stars, but they also have a create your own tool. Now we can embrace some of the league's failures to make them feel like heroes too.
Jamarcus Russell
The word "bust" is thrown around far too much. What's the line between a draft bust and having your bust in Canton, really? Nothing. It's in this spirit we are happy to make Jamarcus Russell a brand ambassador for "Jam Russell" part of the pre-game regimen and the first sports drink made entirely out of jam.
Pop open a bottle for the thick, oozing allure of 100 percent California grapes turned into a delicious high-energy jelly. It's perfect for the sports field, the air field or your personal Field of Dreams.
Brady Quinn
Waiting to be picked is hard, but getting in another arm day doesn't have to be.
Think quince paste is just for a fancy-schmancy cheese tray? Think again. The deep brown hue full of sediment lets you know that your body is getting everything it needs, from the first tannin-filled sip to the last smattering of particulate matter.
Seven-out-of-ten Americans prefer the smooth quince taste to eating drywall. You can be number eight.
Tim Tebow
Legends aren't always made in a stadium full of cheers. Sometimes they're made manifest through the fiery flames of desire, galvanized in a white-hot flame of effort. Heroes don't always arise, sometimes they descend from above.
It's in this spirit we've created a unique product: "Teebo." A sports drink with absolutely zero additives, flavors, electrolytes, salts, sugars, preservatives or anything else that shouldn't be a part of your life. In its place we've found clean (possibly), clear (probably), creek water from a local water source.
Don't worry about that other stuff. You don't need it.
Mark Sanchez
It's not about how hard you run into a butt, but how you get up after running into a butt.
When we approached Mark about becoming a drink he was a surprised. Actually surprised. He dropped a football and everything ... then burst into tears. After comforting him we explained why he had to become a part of our family.
Mark understood. His determination to start again in a new city is admirable, and shows that you always need to land on your feet. This is why we're pleased to announce "Butt Recovery." A beverage formulated specifically to stimulate your glutes after a long workout.
Matt Leinart
You've had lime energy drinks before. We know, we know — "lame" right?
Don't put down that bottle yet, because Matt Leinart's drink has a secret: Each bottle is full of microscopic paint chips scraped by our artisans off the Hollywood sign itself. That's right -- you're drinking fame with every sip.
Think of it like Goldschläger, but with energy.
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