He got an assist. He got an assist with his #butt.
Congratulations to Andre Carrillo, the wonderful owner of the butt assist. He, being the brave man that he is, put his butt in harm's way to create a goal and a place for himself in the Butt Hall of Fame.
And then there is Islam Slimani, the villain in all of this. He just had to run in and knock the ball over the line from a yard out, making this a butt assist instead of a butt goal. He is a ruiner of butt fun.
Also relevant: Goalkeeper Artur's play is so bad that it would normally be a show stopper, and laugh track starter. That he did it in the Lisbon Derby only makes it funnier. But then a butt got involved so he is spared (kinda, not really).
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