Every college football conference has a preseason media event. But why go to any of them besides the Pac-12's? Don't you know you can pull up a palm tree and enjoy some football soul-searching on a glistening movie studio in Southern California, yo?
Hello.
Pac-12 cornhole http://ift.tt/1z3itfv
— Kyle Ringo (@KyleRingo) July 23, 2014 Welcome to Los Angeles.
They're handing out complimentary sunscreen http://ift.tt/1A6TyJH
— Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey) July 23, 2014
There is no complimentary sunscreen at SEC Media Days. You do not need any sunscreen of any cost, since you can make it through the entire, four-day event without seeing any sunlight that is not cast through the Riverchase Galleria food court's glass ceiling or the lobby, which is darkened with the shadows of Alabama fans at all hours (as far as I can gather). A high enough level of Gulf Coast state humidity also forms a protective sheath on human skin, I've found.
Report: Everything smells like an ocean breeze and there's cucumber water and I feel a Joad fresh off the wagon. http://ift.tt/1A6TBoO
— Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey) July 23, 2014
SEC Media Days smells like a carpeted room in a mall, so long as Bret Bielema has not fired up a grill nearby. Just close your eyes and imagine the smell of the room you are in right now, and you are probably there.
And even if you're not in L.A., everything is gorgeous and super cas':
Sunshiny Pac-12 live set in front of movie studio trees and fountain http://ift.tt/1A6Tz03
— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) July 23, 2014 This man is not a wandering bystander -- he's the Pac-12's head of officiating here to discuss important business on camera:
Pac-12 stream froze on this image. It sure is Pac-12y. http://ift.tt/1z3ivUK
— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) July 23, 2014
Each team has albino versions of its helmet sitting in a row, which immediately led some fans to freak out about uniform changes. The Pac-12 not only refused to harsh its own vibes over this confusion, it chose to further lighten spirits via jokes:
USC unveiled new helmets for the 2014 season at #pac12fb. Check them out here! http://ift.tt/1z3ivUR
— USC Trojans (@USC_Athletics) July 23, 2014
Head coaches will play tailgate games with you:
Rich Rod. Corn hole. Media days. It all makes sense. http://ift.tt/1z3iyQD
— Chantel Jennings (@ChantelJennings) July 23, 2014 And while nothing really makes all that much sense ...
This is the new #Pac12MediaDay press conference format. Absurd. What's wrong with a traditional press conference? http://ift.tt/1A6TBVC
— GoldenBlogs (@GoldenBlogs) July 23, 2014 ... and beat writers are saying beat writery things ...
#USC QB Cody Kessler reluctant to take a selfie here at Pac-12 Media Days. Gotta think that's symbolic. He knows it's not all about him.
— Michael Lev (@MichaelJLev) July 23, 2014
Rich Rodriguez is opening Mike Leach's stage, so everything's still cool.
RichRod: "I could tell you how excited I am to be here like every other coach, but I'd be lying. I'd rather still be on vacation."
— Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey) July 23, 2014
Cool out and listen.
We like to call this " @wsucougfb, straight chillin'." #pac12fb http://ift.tt/1z3iz71
— Pac-12 Networks (@Pac12Networks) July 23, 2014
Follow our team on the scene, which includes Steven Godfrey and Avinash Kunnath, for more, and catch Pacific Takes' coverage here.
Bear Down @ArizonaFBall. http://ift.tt/1z3iznr
— Ashley Adamson (@AdamsonAshley) July 23, 2014
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