The ESPY's are on, so welcome to our award show, the SB's!

We have our own awards to give! They are different from ESPN's awards.

Today is the slowest day on the sports calendar -- no MLB, no NBA, no NFL, no NHL, no World Cup, etc.-- so ESPN holds the ESPY's!

However, we, the people of the Internet, like sports for so many reasons that are not captured in the awards they give out, like Play of the Year, Best Male Athlete of the Year, and so on and so forth. And plus, we really hate it when people think that SB Nation is "ESPY Nation," which happens once in every 20 times we say what site we work for.

So, we present to you THE FIRST ANNUAL SB'S, with an internetty touch. Check back here as the night goes on to find out the nominees and winners.

Butt of the Year

And your nominees:

Giants coach weird butt flex

Buttgoal

Vince Wilfork cookin' ribs butt

Jake Butt tweeting about his name being butt

Yes I'm a tight end. Yes my last name is butt. Hhahaha

— jake butt (@JBooty_88) September 22, 2013

Javier Mascherano's torn anus

In the mixed zone, Javier Mascherano spared no words to describe the move: "I do not want to be rude ... I tore the anus that play. So the pain ..."

And the winner is...

VINCE WILFORK COOKIN' RIBS BUTT

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