This picture of 1981 Tom Kite might be NSFW

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Not since Billy Idol's "Cradle of Love" video has there been a piece of media so unabashedly sultry, so downright lewd as this recently-rediscovered photo of Tom Kite doing ... something ... in 1981:

I try not to post anything too sexual, but here's golfer Tom Kite working out in 1981. http://ift.tt/1oNEk3g

— SportsPickle (@sportspickle) July 17, 2014

HOW TO BE AS SEXY AS TOM KITE IN 1981:

1. Strip down to nothing but your houndstooth bandana, draped tantalizingly over your downstairs area

2. Look as much like vintage Al Franken as possible

3. Strap on your gut-rate monitor

4. Do some 40-degree side leg raises

5. HOLD ON TIGHT

6. Stop trying; you'll never be as sexy as 1981 Tom Kite

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