Navy football hangs with a beluga, proving the United States Navy commands the sea and all its creatures

ALL MARINE MAMMALS WILL FOLLOW THE COMMANDS OF THE FINEST NAVAL FORCE IN WORLD HISTORY

Navy football is in San Diego for the Poinsettia Bowl, and you know what that means: SEA WORLD! And you know what that means? Photo ops with the beluga whale!

#NavyFootball fullback Noah Copeland gets kissed by a whale @PoinsettiaBowl http://ift.tt/16H9iJ1

— Scott Strasemeier (@ScottStras) December 21, 2014

However, do you notice something in all these pictures?

Parrish Gaines with the handshake #NavyFootball @PoinsettiaBowl @SeaWorld http://ift.tt/16H9iJ3

— Scott Strasemeier (@ScottStras) December 21, 2014

Joe Worth #NavyFootball @PoinsettiaBowl http://ift.tt/16H9iJ5

— Scott Strasemeier (@ScottStras) December 21, 2014

Jordan Drake #NavyFootball @SeaWorld http://ift.tt/16H9iZl

— Scott Strasemeier (@ScottStras) December 21, 2014

The players are clearly telling the whale to do certain things, and it is doing their bidding. This means one of two things:

1. The beluga is a very well-trained beluga, who has been taught to do certain things by his Sea World trainers to entertain visitors

2. If you are a midshipman at the United States Naval Academy, you can control sea creatures and get them to do your bidding, a la Aquaman

I know which one of these is *probably* true, but I know which one I will believe.

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