What is this sailor doing at the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade?

"I'm on national TV and a bunch of kids are watching so SEX FINGERS TIME WOOOO SEX FINGERS DO YOU GET IT IT'S LIKE SEX"

Nothing brings families together like the Thanksgiving Day parade, so this guy decided to bust this out during the Thanksgiving Day parade:

I mean, it's possible this wasn't lewd -- maybe he was doing that magic trick, where he made his finger disappear? Maybe he was pretending his finger was a little tiny slide whistle? But, uh, the way he waited for the camera to be on him, slowly slid his glove off, and started giving a national TV audience a sex ed lesson. This person definitely agrees with me:

The sailor on the same float as nick during Nicks performance on Macy's parade was doing this " " Well. That's nice.

— мєℓιѕѕα. (@melissaemilyyyy) November 27, 2014

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